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Keep your everyday essentials right where they belong — under the watchful eye of a Doodle
📌 Product FeaturesSize: 18" x 14"
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Death From the Ankles Down Metal Sign - choose your breed Breed Choice:The Ankle Assassin (Chihuahua) Keep your everyday essentials rightBecause size has never stopped bad decisions. This home is protected by a compact, highly motivated security unit operating entirely below knee level. While stature may be small, confidence is extreme and response is immediate. Any movement within ankle range will be noticed, judged, and responded to with intense emotional commitment. Do not be fooled by the short legs and cute faces. This sign delivers a very clear warning to anyone stepping onto the
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