Snarky Holiday / Christmas rating it's starting to cost a

it's starting to cost a lot like christmas deck yo self before you wreck yo self all i want for christmas is a silent night a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand time to get your it's just what i wanted face ready the high today was 54

words are our most inexhaustible source of magic

never tall me the odds

most people have "ah-ha" moments i have "oh for fuck's sake

you are the only person you need to be good enough for

Snarky Holiday / Christmas rating it's starting to cost aSize: 4x6 it's the cookie mix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen here comes amazon here comes amazon right down my driveway from the window to the wall til santa decks these halls i just took a dna test turns out i'm 100% that grinch dasher dancer prancer vixen tequila whiskey vodka blitzen santa saw your google search history you probably shouldn't expect anything this year gingerbread man