Boo-Boo Bands Bandages mysterybox and those cards have all

and those cards have all sorts of interesting storytelling prompts on them

Gift it to a friend who is both magical and mildly threatening — or just keep it for yourself

morally questionable protagonists

Give him the trophy he really wants—a mug that says

you’re not just saving any ol' patient—you’re helping Shrek survive his truly bizarre medical mishaps

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