Snarky Housewife Vol 2 floral i'd like to thank my

i'd like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me

wine is awful

a little more beautiful

i still believe in heroes

throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up

Snarky Housewife Vol 2 floral i'd like to thank mySize: 4x6 i dress to kill i cook the same way i don't take orders i barely take suggestions life isn't about the moments that take your breath away, that's asthma you're thinking of asthma i know i'm a handful that's why you have two hands not my circus no my monkeys but the clowns definitely know me when they said that's a lot of money for stamps i knew we could never be friends housework won't kill you but why take the change i'm not lazy i'm on