Happy Birthday, America — From George Washington observational humor you could just say “Fuck

you could just say “Fuck It"

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or the internet starts demanding gold stars for breathing correctly

This helmeted hound rocks wings and stripes like he’s leading the charge into battle (or just headbutting Monday in the face)

This shirt celebrates that suburban legend

Happy Birthday, America — From George Washington observational humor you could just say “FuckDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! For 250 years America has been proving that freedom is messy, loud, occasionally ridiculous, and usually worth celebrating. George Washington seems to agree. Sitting behind a giant birthday cake, enjoying a cocktail in one hand and a little herbal appreciation in the other, the Father of Our Country looks pretty pleased with how things turned out. After all, if Americans have the freedom to argue about