Having a Dog Is Like Having a Wife Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Size:XL Yet somehow it always is

Yet somehow it always is

A neck measurement taken moments before an execution

and then immediately informs everyone that the problem is permanent

The expression says it all

and anyone who appreciates a joke that gets progressively worse the longer you think about it

Having a Dog Is Like Having a Wife Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Size:XL Yet somehow it always isDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Dogs claim to be loyal companions. What they don't mention is that they're also full time surveillance officers. Open a bag of chips from three rooms away? They're there. Try sneaking a snack after dinner? They're there. Quietly grab a scoop of ice cream at midnight? Somehow they're already sitting beside you before the freezer door is fully open. Featuring a suspiciously observant dog who clearly knows