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sipping his coffee

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each leap perfectly timed

was a bulky rubber suit

the mushrooms glowed from within

I Got This Alien Invasion Hoodie Size:M sipping his coffeeCommander Xylar, all bulbous head and spindly limbs, adjusted his ceremonial cape, the crimson fabric rippling in the thin, recycled air of his flagship, the Dominion. He surveyed the planet below, a swirling blue green orb, through the viewport. "Primitive," he sneered, his voice a nasal whine. "They call themselves humans. Pathetic." His second in command, a hulking Grunt named Borok, grunted in agreement. "Their technology is laughable, Commander.