Vurbo Dad Cap - Horror Scoops Merch Color:Black But for real

But for real

and will protect you from both the sun and from a large tub of mayonnaise that come to life and tries to mix you with some coarsely chopped celery into a strange sort of human salad sandwich

maybe having this print around could help you remember to stay in your body

He’d like to evolve

Also his nails are perfection and his apron selections are *chef's kiss*

Vurbo Dad Cap - Horror Scoops Merch Color:Black But for realWell look at you, gorgeous Vurbo! This is the perfect hat to confuse folks who have no idea what a Horror Scoop is, and delight strangers who will instantly recognize your wonderful weirdness. It's comfy, 100% cotton, and will protect you from both the sun and from a super intelligent raccoon who is going to try to sell you a timeshare. 100% cotton corduroy Unstructured, 6 panel, low profile Cotton twill sweatband and taping 6 embroidered eyelets