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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant PUB201810 and in its passing awakensSome people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off