Danny Dyer Oscar T-Shirt Size:3XL Featuring a cheeky chocolate starfish

Featuring a cheeky chocolate starfish (you know the kind) with the unapologetic caption “Permission or Apology

Whether you’re having a pint at the pub or trying out that “just-woke-up” look

this T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour who’s embracing their new look as a beat up baby

Spoiler: It’s an elephant

piss wet through with salted butter made from Jersey cow milk)

Danny Dyer Oscar T-Shirt Size:3XL Featuring a cheeky chocolate starfishLets face it, the world would be a much better place if Danny Dyer was getting awards for every role. Imagine the scene, Britains favourite hardman, Danny Dyer, on stage in front of a glitzy Hollywood crowd, holding an Oscar with a face that says, Yeah, I f*cking deserve this. His thoughts as blunt as Danny himself: I dont know what this is for, but Ill f*cking take it. Forget the Hollywood elite forget the dramatic speeches and tearful moments of