The funny thing about this is that even with the literal best gear in the game, you still look a little funny
Plunging V neckline
Fit & Features Premium satin fabric Strapless neckline includes scarf High side slit Column floor-length silhouette Runs true to size Where to Wear: Wedding guest, bridesmaids, galas, black tie events, formal milestone celebrations, engagement parties, rehearsal dinners, fancy cocktail soirees Style Number/Barcode: 05002-001849 Category Name: Strapless Prom Dresses Price: $89.90 Availability: In Stock Available Color: YELLOW, SAGE Available Size: S, M, L Product Badge: Ships Free Simone Strapless Mermaid Formal Dress Special Occasion Sleek and sculpted, the Simone strapless mermaid gown is designed for a striking, statuesque entrance
This outfit feels magical, elegant, and perfect for celebrating love in style
I mean, cocktail attire alone is confusing enough on both sides of the gender spectrum