On the other side of things Creeperhulk is a Craterhoof Behemoth that you can play in a deck that isn't dedicated to ramping
Pineco is classified as a 1-Diamond card in the Wisdom of Sea and Sky set
Harness their chaotic power as you assemble a deck that can dominate any battlefield
This keeps them on the back-foot and dancing to your tune until you're ready to deploy characters with 'Evasive' (meaning they can't be challenged unless the other card has Evasive too)
I mean, we could have gotten some adequate flavor text like, The Skullcap induces both paranoia and inspiration in equal measure, or, Were not sure if wearing it is agony or ecstasy. You could even add a bit of whimsy to it, I dont know if wearing it is torture or pleasure, but Im not putting it on! Shoot, you could even go with a creepy horror asylum concept like, After it was grafted to Patient 32, his face was rendered in two, one half fully ecstatic, and the other fully painful, as if his body could not choose which sensation it was experiencing